Awww thanks. I did have a very wonderful time :)

Yea it happens. Most shirts don’t adequately contain my ample bosom

A boy is making me dinner ! This rarely happens to me, especially nice meals :) He’s been texting asking if I like these different things. I feel so special :)

how to kiss

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(Source: conversationparade)

retrogasm:

Marilyn Monroe knew she was a commodity and was in complete control. She knew how to work her brand to the best advantage.  She must have collapsed at night when she was done playing Marilyn and slept as Norma Jean…

kelllybutton:

Intimacy has no size.

elementalsight:

ablipintime:

tintinsmut:

rubbyrubbishbin:

catbountry:

konekosilvertail:

boy-girl-wonder:

sleepinginlight:

Woman Who Made Fun Of American Apparel Contest Wins, American Apparel Act Like A Bunch Of Babies

Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters.

American Apparel’s Pissy Response To Nancy Upton, In Part

“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”

 … “Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”

I dunno, she seems pretty fucking confident and excited…

can I just love this woman forever please

based soley on our shared disdain of overpriced hipster clothing outlets

Ha ha ha what a bunch of whiny babies.

how does she not represent beauty inside and out?

christ she ooowwwwnnnnsssss

I would actually buy shit if American Apparel used her.

She has personality, unlike most of their soulless twigs of models.

Not that I need another reason to dislike AA, but DAMN. “We were well intentioned! DOESN’T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!?!”

This woman is fierce and amazing and I applaud her immensely.

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